I almost always get asked why I have such a stupid domain name to which I go into the long story of explaining how
awesomely it came about and, more importantly, how awesome Michelle E. is for her informative reply. There are really
no other adjectives to use to describe this so I'll just leave this here...

-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Sunday, August 25, 2002 6:44 PM
To: Online Support
Cc:
Subject: Stupid question that needs an answer please. :)


Hey,

My geeky, linux-using roommates and I were playing War3 and getting loaded (Yes, we made a Warcraft 3 drinking game.)
when we heard one of the Orc units say "Ass dingos". Now... (Stop laughing) We're pretty sure he said something
different but for the life of us, we can't figure out what it is so we settled on "Ass dingos". We have a few questions
regarding this issue:

1 - What the Hell is an Ass dingo?
1.1 - Is it contractable?
1.2 - How do you get rid of Ass dingos once you have them?

2 - We're registering www.assdingos.com and we hope this won't be a problem. (a la Ford vs. 2600)
2.1 - Is it possible you can supply us with a sound byte of the Orc unit saying "Ass dingos" for the site?
2.2 - If we somehow acquire the "Ass dingos" sound byte ourselves, is it okay to put it on the site?

We greatly appreciate your quick and informative responses to these questions. Now, let me answer a few questions
of yours that are probably running through your head:

- No, we're not on drugs.
- No, we don't have a fascination with anal bestiality.
- Yes, we *are* serious about this.
- Really, we are.
- Yes, we're a bunch of drunken Canadian hackers.
- No, there is no snow here in July.

Thank-you for your time and we look forward to hearing from you.

Cheers,

Gr@ve_Rose
c00k
xenos

--REPLY BELOW--

{WR622}
Hello,

Wow, thanks, I needed that. :)

Yes, I believe the Troll Headhunter says "Vasdingo". Unfortunately, the person I would ask what that means is on
vacation right now. If you want to know the definition, please send me a reminder one week from today and I'll see
what I can do.

In regards to your "Ass Dingo" questions:
1 - I should think that would be self explanatory... Perhaps not. They probably eat babies.
1.2 - Yes. However, you can not catch it from a toilet seat or salad bar.
1.3 - While there are plenty of ointments or topical creams on the market, eating three servings of yogurt will
usually clear it up within 24 hours, if that does not work, you should consult a specialist.


2 - Unfortunately, I do not have this sound bite handy, you'll have to extract it yourself. I think you might be
able to do this with the sound editor in Warcraft III World Edit. (You should at least be able to see where the sound
is saved using that.) Information regarding submission of maps or ideas, as well as information regarding the hosting
of Battle.net servers and legal information pertaining to the use of names, places, images, or any other material
(intellectual or physical) that is copyrighted by Blizzard Entertainment, can be found at
http://www.battle.net/legalfaq.shtml. If you have any further questions please email us at web@blizzard.com so we can
try to address your questions on an upcoming revision of the FAQ. (Let me know when the web site is up.)

- Of course not, you're drunk. You said.
- You're certain about this?
- I believe you.
- I said I believe you!!!
- I'd make a smarmy comment, but will refrain for fear of an international
incident. :D
- Ditto.

Michelle E.
Technical Support
Blizzard Entertainment
http://www.blizzard.com/support/

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